A CIA agent, an MI6 agent, and a KGB agent are walking through a forest. They end up arguing about which service has the most skilled intelligence officers.

As they argue, a little rabbit runs across the path in front of them. This gives them an idea for how they can settle it: they'll catch the rabbit! Then, for each agent, they'll set it free, and see how long it takes him to track it down and bring it back.

The American goes first. They set the rabbit free, then wait 5 minutes, then he goes chasing after it. He puts on his heat-sensing goggles, calls in a surveillance drone on his phone, and finds it in no time. He comes back with the rabbit 10 minutes later, and hasn't even broken a sweat.

Then the Brit. Without the American's fancy gadgets, he has to use his best tracking skills, and some logic and deduction to guess where the Rabbit might go. Eventually he comes back with it, a bit out of breath and covered in mud, 20 minutes later.

Then the Russian. He runs off into the forest. The other agents wait, first 10 minutes, then 20, then an hour. Just as they're about to give up and go home, a bear stumbles out into the forest clearing in front of them. It's not in a good way: bloody and bruised, with a big black eye. Astonished, they watch as it walks up to them, followed by the KGB agent with his rifle. He pokes the bear with it.

"Go on. Tell them what you told me."

The bear looks up miserably. "I'm a rabbit. My parents were rabbits."