A MORNING CREW / GET OFF THE INTERNET Recruitment Promo
"Slow Ride" by Foghat blares as Dr. Sensei descents to the MORNING CREW THUNDERDOME
GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MORNING CREW!
My GOODNESS this week has been WILD! We're trying to put together a new "Applied AI" class at work and watching LITERAL FOUNDER OF CHAT GDP Andrej Karpathy admit all this new tech is even making HIS head explode! Then there was the Verizon outage! If you ask me, I bet it was Digg's land grab was SO POPULAR THAT WE BROKE THE INTERNET!
But luckily I had some time to...
Say it with me now...
: GET OFF THE INTERNET!
GET OFF THE INTERNET and grab some Lorwyn cards! I haven't gotten a chance to CRACK SOME PACKS but I'm thinking I'm going Merfolk this set.
But I know what you really want to know - you wanna know Dr. Sensei's stance on who really owns !
: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PERSONALLY, I think yall should be more interested in watching 's grass grow. But I know DRAMA fills the void when you've lost PATIENCE and gotten a little bored.
The truth is that for as much as I made the MORNING CREW for me... I made it FOR YOU! And yeah. I used a catch phrase and a weird face to get your ATTENTION, but in a world of streamers and embedded videos, what's a boy gotta do to get noticed around 'ere amirite? Sorry for the psyop.
[LAUGH TRACK]
Just like we keep seeing are this crazy social experiment called Digg, people want a sense of community. And its hard when it turns into a party and that party gets POPPIN'! And now we're dealing with the LAND GRAB! People are SCRAMBLING to call dibs and SCRAMBLING to find their crew again. Whole lotta name faces round these parts these days amirite?
I hang out in a small community known as /SquaredCircle, that's right, the wrasslin' party. And in my youths I may have dabbled in something known as an e-fed. Because wrestling is a great way to escape from the world, watch some dudes beat up some other dudes they disagree with OVER A BRACELET, and when they TURN OFF THE CAMERAS, they're buddies. And when I got hit by a truck (by the way, did you hear I got hit by a truck?)
[LAUGH TRACK]
It was the friends I made on those e-fed forums that cheered me on when I LEARNED TO WALK AGAIN!
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That's some Art of Peace mastery right there if you ask me.
So when I think about the MORNING CREW, I also remember the harsh reality of wrestling. Eventually there's gonna be another GUY and I'm gonna be too old, too tired, TOO BROKEN... and when things break, they shatter. Despite my name recognition, I don't live here y'all, I LIVE OUT THERE! I come here to chill out, enjoy some memes, and talk about how CODY RHODES FINISHED HIS STORY and John Cena took his bow!
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So there's gonna come a time when Digg is popular and if I thread this needle right, I might get the MORNING
: CREW!
some much needed LOVE! And WHEN that day comes...
I will happily hand the over. For y'all. To y'all.
: DOC-TOR SEN-SEI! 👏👏👏👏👏 DOC-TOR SEN-SEI! 👏👏👏👏👏 DOC-TOR SEN-SEI! 👏👏👏👏👏
Because let's be real, on my DAY OF REST I'm trying to have a day to ~relax~. And so for that same reason, I am going to scale down my MORNING CREW posts.
: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Now now, I'm not gone yet. I've just been CARRYING THIS COMPANY FOR THE ALMOST A YEAR NOW! And this ain't wrestling. I think someone else can take the reigns this time. I need an off-season. So I can spend time with my family. So I can catch up on Fallout. And so I can BUILD THE NEXT GENERATION OF AI READY ENGINEERS THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
I'm recording my lectures. But they're not quite ready for Prime Time yet, and I need to keep experimenting on what the world means by "AI READY" 😅
[LAUGH TRACK]
I'm still gonna be here posting and I'm still going to pop in with a couple MORNING CREW'S here and there. I just understood the assignment Mr. Keith Gill gave us, and I need to spend a little less time in front of the chatrooms and the numbers and a little more time finding things to work / relax to. So good luck . Make that dollar, study them trends, but don't forget to stop PRAISE THE SUN and stop staring at the light box.
Plus, I might have to get ready for . Oh yeah. I made my second community baby. Let's worry about that one this summer .
BUT, the /morning-crew is still around and as the flyer says, I'd like you to help flesh out the community a bit. It's not mine, not Digg's, not ANYONES! It's Your Community. I'm moderating it, so no funny business. But when I'm long gone, someone's gotta keep the lights on on the no-chance-in-hell website. So let's make Digg a place where we cheer each other on without all that LamedIn GRIND CULTURE nonsense or just another /circlejerk complaining session. We got plenty of those already.
I digg that young up and comer newsie 'round the block. Didn't catch his name. But I think he's on to something... He may not be the hero you deserved, but I think he's the hero you needed.
Let's try something original. Maybe do some of that mental health journaling. Or cringe LiveJournaling out in public. I believe in you.
: DIGG THE INTER-NET! DIGG THE INTER-NET! DIGG THE INTER-NET!
"Slow Ride" plays and Dr. Sensei GETS OFF THE INTERNET (for today)
Source Image: Strange Worlds #8 by Avon Publications (August 1952)
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