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8h

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

then it dawned on me.

3d

I’m afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

3d

What did the daddy flower say to the baby flower?

Hey bud

3d

My wife asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

4d

I hate German food

It's the wurst

4d

I only seem to get sick on weekdays.

I must have a weekend immune system.

4d

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

4d

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

4d

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.

I guess we won’t work out.

10d

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a warehouse accident?

He’s all right now

10d

The Norwegian Navy is adding barcodes to their ships

This way, when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

10d

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Have fun!

10d

What do bears like in their living rooms?

FURnature

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