/dad-joke-loadingWhat do you call a person who can’t stop bragging about how many different languages they can speak?
A polygloat.
/dad-joke-loadingA genie granted me one wish- so I wished to be happy.
Now I live with six dwarves and work down a mine.
/dad-joke-loadingI tried alligator last night at a local restaurant and loved it, so I figured I could try cooking it at home.
Nope, because I only have a Croc pot.
/dad-joke-loadingA mushroom went to a party and everyone loved him He was a fungi.
Sadly, there wasn’t mushroom for him to dance.
/dad-joke-loadingI've been taking these pills I bought online that are supposed to make you live forever.
So far, so good.
/dad-joke-loadingWould it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
I have like 50 wooden balls already.
/dad-joke-loadingI went into the ER this morning after accidentally swallowing a bottle of invisible ink.
It's now 6pm and I'm still waiting to be seen.
/dad-joke-loadingWhy is it that whenever ducks fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side.
/dad-joke-loadingWhat word that when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly?
...Incorrectly.
/dad-joke-loadingGravity is a very stron force. Do you know what you get if you remove it?
Gravy! You get gravy.
/dad-joke-loadingI can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
/dad-joke-loadingTook the kids to the zoo last week.
Gonna go back next week to see how they are doing.
/dad-joke-loadingWhy do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?
If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
/dad-joke-loadingMy wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl?
I said no I didn't know he could.
/dad-joke-loadingI went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long.
There’s something fishy about that place.
/dad-joke-loading“You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18,
but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.” Robin Williams
/dad-joke-loadingWhy did the bicycle collapse?
Because it was two‑tired of all these dad jokes.Copilot AI